Response to Letter!

Here's a little missive I received from a troubled bear hunter in the wilds of America:
"Hey Blitzy,
You're the greatest! Next time you're in Islamabad, pick me up a cobra, will you?"
This poor soul is sadly misinformed: Even if there actually existed a place fancifully named "Islamabad", I don't think I could pick up a cobra - they weigh at least eight hundred pounds! Besides, what would you do with one if I got it for you? The only thing they do all day is forage for leaves and chew bark. Even if they look cute with their black and white faces, they are actually very dangerous! The only exception to their vegetarian diets is their love for small dogs and guinea pigs. I think you'd be better off with a parrot or ferret, they make better pets.
I hope this helps you.
Keep on travellin'!
Blitz